Pam

It is a sincere hope of mine to ask someone named Pam what her full first name is and have her answer not Pamela but Pamphlet.

In general I think Pamphlet would be a great name, simultaneously exhibiting a Classical and a diminutive feel.

As for that person called Pam, Pamegronate would be decent consolation too, as would Pamina (as in Die Zauberflöte), Pambulance, Pamnesty, Pamshackle, and Pample.

It would also be great to meet a "Pam" who spelled her name Pamn.