Exhibit Vav

AD 1211: Subterfuge! John of Enland (of Robin Hood, Magna Carta, and Exhibit He fame) deals treacherously with Prince Llywelyn, Prince of Aberffraw and Lord of Snowdonia, of Exhibit Dalet and Exhibit He fame and of general superior repute, by invading Gwynedd. This—not his grave taxation of the Nottinghamites or his alleged illiteracy or his mindboggling lechery—is the reason for his perpetual submersion in shame.